Seriously. He wants to go out drinking tonight. On Unofficial.
Lyndsay even agreed. Of all the nights for her to not stay in and send dirty chat to her internet boyfriend, tonight is the one she says we should go out and have fun.
He says it "won't be so bad" and that I should "stop being even more of a sissy than I normally am."
I guess I have to go. This will not go well.
Remember me as I lived, dear readers!